Okay, here's a pet-peave for you. I despise and detest small, whimpy, skinny, inebriated individuals who think they can take on the world! This is exactly why I don't drink, people; because I can just see myself after drinking some "Invincible" water, and then picking a fight with the largest, most testosterone-driven strong man in Greenville County. Yeah, that would be brilliant - yet, this is what I deal with at the bar on some weekends. Okay...I am 6' 2", 250 pounds, yet 5' 8"-5' 9" guys who weigh about a buck-fifty want to mouth back to me; mind you, from several feet away as they are walking backwards or hiding behind their little girlfriends. Now let me teach a valuable lesson here to those of you who are suffering from this 'little man' complex.
1. If the bouncer tells you it is time to go, do not argue. This may anger the individual who is most likely 2 to 3 times your size.
2. If the bouncer commences to shove you out the door with very little effort, and you end up on the street, do not in any way, shape, or form, make a scene in the street and act like you are going to come back at the bouncer. Although this may provide great amusement for on-lookers, it is quite futile. The only thing that can become of it if you actually have the nerve to come back at the bouncer is to become one with the pavement.
3. Do not hide behind your girlfriend as if she is holding you back. Although she might be able to avenge your honor, in the end you just look foolish.
That concludes our lesson for today!
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